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Sometime this week David (Dodgy) Cameron, faced parliament over claims of keeping an offshore trust fund used for paying off Mi5 assassins for the killing of useless labour party members. Brought to light by Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the pointless peasant party, Cameron literally took him down in parliament for holding and failure of giving over money that could have saved our economy.
Stated by Cameron, he claimed that ‘I’ve done shit all mate, if you had as much money as me you would do the same’
The press took an active stance over the matter with Jonathon Hamilton (the political editor for the BBC) stating ‘these labour party pests have got to stop getting jealous over money, Cameron never did anything wrong and it is unbelievable that someone would grass him up’
It was through Cameron’s dad Ian that resulted in the account attracting public attention. When Ian died, David had inherited £300,000 of the money but conspicuously forgot to pay taxes.
The future of David Cameron is yet to be decided, with protestors causing abusive ruckus outside Number 10 the day after the national publication of the matter.
Some say they want him sent to the Tower of London whilst others including Boris Johnson, think that a more suitable punishment would be home arrest at his second holiday home in the Bahamas.
What do you think?